im gay
i know
yea but for you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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