what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
