Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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