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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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