It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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