this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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