Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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