smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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