A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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