I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize