Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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