She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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