You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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