pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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