wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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