I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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