You work out of a Hotel?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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