I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't think brook has ever known best
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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