im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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