yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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