we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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