The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Will exercising make me less horny?
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