This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
