i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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