Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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