So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
