okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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