weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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