I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.