I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.