Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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