At least make sure they are 18
Why
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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