You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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