Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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