Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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