I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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