I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
