I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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