She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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