You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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