ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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