one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us