birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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