Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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