She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
