somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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