scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
