I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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