Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.