new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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