I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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