The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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