everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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