Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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