Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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