I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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