Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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